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Texts From Last Night
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Bella Thorne
Richard Yates
Jemma Simmons
Leo Fitz
Antoine Triplett
Julian Reynolds
Svetlana Orlova
Patience Moran
John Garrett
Clint Barton
Skye
Natasha Romanova
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Abby Sciuto
Maria Hill
Rose Trodaire
Daisy
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Amy Pond
Ron Stoppable
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Re: Texts From Last Night
Abby to Nick
"Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails."
"Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails."
Abby Sciuto- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 13
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Clint to Natasha
"I hope so. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried."
"I hope so. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried."
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
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Fitz to Simmons
"I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DON'T LET ME FORGET."
"I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DON'T LET ME FORGET."
Leo Fitz- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 8
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Location : The Bus
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Jemma to Fitz
"In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH!" might not have been an entirely wise decision."
"In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH!" might not have been an entirely wise decision."
Jemma to Antoine
"There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it."
"There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it."
Jemma to Skye
"When I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" while petting my face."
"When I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" while petting my face."
Jemma Simmons- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 7
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Clint to the Avengers
"No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tonight. Do you understand?"
"No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tonight. Do you understand?"
Clint to Natasha
"Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past four days"
"Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past four days"
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
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Kelly to Garrett
"My last Google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'."
"My last Google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'."
Kelly to Annabelle Fritton
"It's like eating cereal and milk, but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka."
"It's like eating cereal and milk, but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka."
Kelly to Antoine
"I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... But I made it home."
"I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... But I made it home."
Kelly to Fitz
"I wanna bring you to show and tell."
"I wanna bring you to show and tell."
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Richard to Svetlana
"Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?"
"Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?"
Richard to Julian
"A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day."
"A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day."
Richard Yates- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 14
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Bella to Saffy
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models."
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models."
Bella to Chelsea
"As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan."
"As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan."
Bella Thorne- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 9
£ : 18000
Location : London, England
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Kelly to Alexis
"Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me."
"Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me."
Kelly to Annabelle Fritton
"I narrowly avoided being tazed by a SWAT cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.."
"I narrowly avoided being tazed by a SWAT cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.."
Kelly to Antoine
"He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form."
"He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form."
Kelly to Steve
"I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does."
"I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does."
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Sveta to Warrick
"In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME!"
"In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME!"
Sveta to Layla
"I'm so hungover that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes."
"I'm so hungover that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes."
Sveta to Julian
"1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day <3"
"1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day <3"
Sveta to Maria
"Oh god was she eating orange peels again?"
"Oh god was she eating orange peels again?"
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
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Julian to Svetlana
"Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients"
"Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients"
Julian to Richard
"I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month."
"I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month."
Julian to Clint
"You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back."
"You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back."
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John Garrett to Phil Coulson, Maria Hill, Antoine Triplett and Nick Fury
"Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now."
"Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now."
John Garrett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 27
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Clint to Julian
"Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in someones car."
"Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in someones car."
Clint to Natasha
"I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants."
"I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants."
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
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Kate to Svetlana
"It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar."
"It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar."
Kate to Alexis
"I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god"
"I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god"
Kate to Warrick
"I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum"
"I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum"
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Clint to Natasha
"So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka"
"So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka"
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
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Kelly to Kate
"I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers. It's like feeding bears: always ends in disaster."
"I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers. It's like feeding bears: always ends in disaster."
Kelly to Antoine
"I'm gonna get wrecked tonight. I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure I'll send you really weird texts."
"I'm gonna get wrecked tonight. I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure I'll send you really weird texts."
Kelly to Garrett
"I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the litre on my off-time? Answer: mine."
"I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the litre on my off-time? Answer: mine."
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Antoine Triplett to Kelly Jones
"Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?."
"Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?."
Antoine Triplett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
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John Garrett to Team Garrett
"The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs"
"The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs"
John Garrett to Team Garrett
"McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human"
"McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human"
John Garrett to Kelly Jones
"When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'."
"When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'."
John Garrett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 27
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Patience Moran to Maria Hill
"I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are"
Patience Moran to Nick Alvarez
"Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window."
Patience Moran to Svetlana Orlova
"Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine."
"I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are"
Patience Moran to Nick Alvarez
"Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window."
Patience Moran to Svetlana Orlova
"Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine."
Patience Moran- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
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Alexis Trevelyan to Kate Lynelle
"Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
"Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Alexis Trevelyan- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 37
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Layla Pierce to Svetlana Orlova
"Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention"
"Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention"
Layla Pierce- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 11
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Kelly to Antoine
"As soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?"
"As soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?"
Kelly to Kate
"Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy."
"Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy."
Kelly to Annabelle
"I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here."
"I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here."
Kelly to Garrett
"I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. Then I stared at him till he spit it out. It's official: I love squirrels more than people. They actually listen."
"I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. Then I stared at him till he spit it out. It's official: I love squirrels more than people. They actually listen."
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John Garrett to Kelly Jones
"The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay"
"The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay"
John Garrett to Antoine Triplett
"Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned."
"Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned."
John Garrett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
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Layla Pierce to Svetlana Orlova
"You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem"
"You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem"
Layla Pierce- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 11
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Clint to Coulson & Julian
"Every concussion has its silver lining."
"Every concussion has its silver lining."
Clint to Natasha
"If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch."
"If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch."
Clint to Coulson, Natasha, & Julian
"Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?"
"Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?"
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
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