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Messages From Midgard
Texts From Last Night
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Bella Thorne
Richard Yates
Jemma Simmons
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Antoine Triplett
Julian Reynolds
Svetlana Orlova
Patience Moran
John Garrett
Clint Barton
Skye
Natasha Romanova
Phil Coulson
Abby Sciuto
Maria Hill
Rose Trodaire
Daisy
Castiel
Amy Pond
Ron Stoppable
Cade Foster
Thor
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Earth's Mightiest Heroes :: Only thing that's on my mind: is who's gonna run this town tonight...! :: Games
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Re: Texts From Last Night
Sveta to Patience
"He said he was going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him. Possibly by boat."
"He said he was going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him. Possibly by boat."
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 297
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Re: Texts From Last Night
Ron to Kim
"I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed species."
"I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed species."
Ron Stoppable- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 19
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Location : London
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Sveta to Patience
"Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying "but where will all the polar bears live?!". That drunk."
"Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying "but where will all the polar bears live?!". That drunk."
Sveta to Maria
"SOME BITCH STOLE MY KINDER SURPRISE EGGS FROM THE COMMON ROOM. THERE WILL BE BLOOD."
"SOME BITCH STOLE MY KINDER SURPRISE EGGS FROM THE COMMON ROOM. THERE WILL BE BLOOD."
Sveta to Greg Robbins
"I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk."
"I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk."
Sveta to Lucille
"The party was Hollywood themed and I won an Oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"."
"The party was Hollywood themed and I won an Oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"."
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 297
£ : 19385
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Cade to Michelle
" Woke up with a squirrel in my
bed, how was your night? "
Cade to Winter Mills
" I just started the bonfire using a
tampon. Who knew they could have
multiple uses? "
" Woke up with a squirrel in my
bed, how was your night? "
Cade to Winter Mills
" I just started the bonfire using a
tampon. Who knew they could have
multiple uses? "
Cade Foster- Posts : 46
£ : 20002
Location : London
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Sveta to Julian
"Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the Quidditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos."
"Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the Quidditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos."
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 297
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Daisy to Castiel
"Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my park. I wanna be like them."
"Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my park. I wanna be like them."
Daisy- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 17
£ : 18334
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Rose to Cade
"All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood."
"All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood."
Rose to Michelle
"I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good."
"I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good."
Rose to Aislinn
"I just made a kick-ass drunk stir-fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material."
"I just made a kick-ass drunk stir-fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material."
Rose Trodaire- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 20
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Sveta to Maria
"He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy."
"He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy."
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 297
£ : 19385
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Maria to Sveta
"Ummm, my mojito just spilled on two mission reports as I'm reading. Who says field agents have all the fun?"
"Ummm, my mojito just spilled on two mission reports as I'm reading. Who says field agents have all the fun?"
Maria to Patience
"Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?"
"Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?"
Maria to Phil
"As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes, it's all good."
"As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes, it's all good."
Maria Hill- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 107
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Abby to Lestrade
"Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote."
"Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote."
Abby Sciuto- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 13
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Phil to Maria
"Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others."
"Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others."
Patience to Maria
"I encourage you to ignore feelings. Drinking more helps"
Garrett to Maria
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Phil Coulson- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
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Clint to Natasha
"I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood."
"I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood."
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
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Natasha to Clint
"I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out."
"I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out."
Natasha Romanova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 28
£ : 17397
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Skye to Coulson
"I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor."
"I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor."
Skye- Posts : 10
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Clint to Natasha
"The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch."
"The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch."
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
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Garrett to Maria
"A Mormon just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me""
"A Mormon just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me""
John Garrett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 27
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Patience to Maria
"I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life."
"I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life."
Patience to Maria
"I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me"
"I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me"
Garrett to Nick Fury, Phil Coulson and Maria Hill
"Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?"
"Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?"
Garrett to Nick Fury, Phil Coulson and Maria Hill
"Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life"
"Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life"
Patience Moran- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 62
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Re: Texts From Last Night
Sveta to Layla
"Some agent in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk."
"Some agent in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk."
Sveta to Maria
"Ask her if it hurt when she broke through Earth's crust as she ascended from hell."
"Ask her if it hurt when she broke through Earth's crust as she ascended from hell."
Sveta to Julian
"THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION!"
"THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION!"
Sveta to Mycroft
"Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up."
"Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up."
Sveta to Patience
"I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom, I'm leaving you at the bar this time."
"I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom, I'm leaving you at the bar this time."
Svetlana Orlova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 297
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Julian to Svetlana
"You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on Tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children."
"You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on Tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children."
Re: Texts From Last Night
Rose to Michelle
"A boy in some branch of the military kissed me and I think I'm going through an American sniper phase."
Rose Trodaire- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 20
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Abby to Molly Hooper
"Random officer from Dispatch just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?"
Abby Sciuto- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 13
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Clint to Natasha
"gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?"
"gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?"
Clint Barton- Empress of Shipping
- Posts : 56
£ : 17579
Re: Texts From Last Night
Natasha to Clint
"Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go."
"Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go."
Natasha Romanova- Tsaritsa of Shipping
- Posts : 28
£ : 17397
Re: Texts From Last Night
Triplett to Garrett
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Antoine Triplett- Imperator and Autokrator of Shipping
- Posts : 8
£ : 16808
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